Welcome to the website of the "Intergalactic Anti
UFO Abduction Agency of Uranus." We sell UFO abduction protection, We have professional sales representatives, We have
professional search consultants, We have professional SQUAT© Agents all eagerly waiting to assist you when you purchase
your policy. The Agency is comprised of an elite force code named SQUAT© (Secret Qualified Uranus
Assault Team) a group of professionals who will stop at nothing to protect your Family and You from UFO Abductions. Their
proven leader is General Jonathan Jackson Didley. Alien Life Forms of All Kinds know, with a terrible
sense of Fear, to stay away from the SQUAT© force and the General. All Alien Life Forms know through extrasensory
perception Who Holds a Genuine Certified Policy of ANTI UFO Abduction Protection©.
Any violation by one of the Alien Life Forms and
their fate is sealed, they are terminated with extreme prejudice and fast justice. All Alien Life Forms know
that the General and His Team are not to be fra,ed with. The General has brought joy, freedom, and a new sense
of happiness to many who now have the Policy. Many were sufferers of abductions or attempted abduction, but now they
are free. The immense contributions that this Agency has already made is so significant that it will be a long
time before it can be Totally Accounted For. Many Lives Have Been Spared and Saved. New Transformed Lives
of the Afflicted.
Also on staff is Dr. U. Seymour Malarkey, Phd.
Dr. Malarkey works up psychological profiles and research files on all known Alien Life Forms. His expert knowledge
of All Species of Aliens has allowed The General to fully understand his adversary and keep them at a slow pace
that is grinding to a halt--at least with those who HOLD THE POLICY. Obtaining the instant freedom one realizes
when getting a policy to people that are still in the throes of fear---fear of being Abducted by UFOs. His compassion
and time has helped many...............He has been studying UFObia ( fear of being abducted by UFOs ) since 1997. He
is the only "UFObiast" in the universe that holds a Doctorate in UFObia.
It's a proven fact that .1% of the worlds population have
an encounter with some type of Alien Life Form in a dangerous position. Day by day, there are countless survivors that
need help--something to hold onto. See The Aliens' Plan is more on a massive scale that involves the Whole Planet and
that includes the Entire Human Race. And the Plan of the Aliens is Sinister!!!!!....................Only the few will
be PROTECTED by their Possession of the Original Authentic Policy Certificate of ANTI UFO Abduction Protection©.
Act Now and Be Free! Keep your loved ones in a protected sanctity of their own home and the Aliens
know it. Remember, They know everything, they read all the minds in the world no matter what. They know they
will be eliminated if they even think of touching one who holds the Policy............Please take the time
and consider obtaining the Authentic Document that will SET YOU FREE!
